Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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