Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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