Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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