What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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