The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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