we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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