Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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