we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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