well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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