My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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