the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please come you make the beer taste better
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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