She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Hippo gnu deer
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
A bitchslap is in order.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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