Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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