Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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