im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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