My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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