So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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