before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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