You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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