We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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