dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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