wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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