and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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