Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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