You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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