I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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