Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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