I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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