One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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