i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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