Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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