at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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