He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize