Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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