You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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