I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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