Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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