is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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