She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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