ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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