So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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