what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
someone owes me an orgasm
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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