i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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