By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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