R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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