Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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