And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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