Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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