try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
