fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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