I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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