Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
