do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
only if we run a train.
done.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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